.A man checked into a hotel
1.A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong address, and without realizing he sent the mail. Meanwhile Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife, Subject: I've reached. I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have Computers here, and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival
Go Outside
2.Go outside, wait 4 2 mins u will hear birds singin, trees dancin, insects whistlin, Air blowin all bcos I askd them 2 wish u gooday. Sweet day,nice meeting you,i wanna make it up to ya.cam i know you more better,can i you little love,can i have you special email.thanks C ya
Would You Remarry
"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband.
"Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife indignantly." And would you let her wear my old clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed."
Three things
Three things in life once gone nevercome back........1.words 2. opportunity.3.time. Threethings in life are never sure ...1.dreams 2.sucess3.fortune. three things in life that make you a greatperson..1.hardwork 2.sincerity 3. sucess.. threethings in life are most valuable..1.love 2. selfrespect 3. friends , three things in life must not belost....1.peace 2. hope 3. honesty, three things inlife that destroy a person...1. greed 2. pride 3.anger..if u r my friend send this to all of them in ur yahoo msg list - God bless u for me
